Smart Pills

Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food store. But it wasn’t until I got home that I read the label.

"This is just rosemary extract," I complained to my husband. "I can’t believe I spent all that money for something that I have growing like wild in the yard!"

"See?" he said. "You’re smarter already."

  • Category: Marriage Jokes

    Misreading the Signals

    My fiancé and I went to a counselor to work on our…

    Misfortune Cookie

    After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked…

    Bad Things to Tell Your Wife

    A commercial boasted that its product could help people…

    Might Be The Wine Talking…

    A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine…

    Will You Still Love Me?

    Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom…

    Notable Never-isms

    • Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too…

    Sock it to Me

    On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband…

    Confessions of a Military Wife

    My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most wonderful…

    All Dolled Up

    A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no…

    Every Marriage Needs A Spin Doctor

    My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my…

    Forever Late

    After 12 years in prison, a man 
finally breaks out. When…

    Father of The Bribe

    When I announced that I was getting married, my excited…

    Kids Marry The Darnedest Things

    My young son declared, “When 
I grow up, I’m going to…

    A Familiar Patient

    A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office…

    A Home Affair

    My client buys many rental properties, not always with the…

    Realistic Romantic Comedies

    • When Harry Met Sally and 
Discovered She Looks…

    Tailor-Made Quips

    My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our…

    What About the Other Half?

    As the music swelled during a recent wedding reception, my…

    Why Marriage is Difficult

    Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with…

    A Culinary Adventure

    I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our…