10 Quotes About Springtime

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party'””
–Robin Williams

“The weather here is gorgeous. It’s mild and feels like it’s in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.”
–David Letterman

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
–Margaret Atwood

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.”
— Josh Billings

“Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.”
— Henry Ward Beecher

“Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes.”
— Clare Ansberry

“The earth laughs in flowers.”
— e e cummings

“At my age flowers scare me.”
— George Burns

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”
— Doug Larsen

“A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
— H. L Mencken

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