Stop the Presses

These holiday “headlines” — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth.

Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings

Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

Accountants Pack Times Square for Fiscal New Year

Book Given as Gift Actually Read

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