This Cowboy Walks Into…

This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

  • Category: Bar Jokes

    Case Study

    I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend…

    Pucker Up

    One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where…

    Drinking Catchers

    A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an…

    Bar Order

    Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get…

    At the Bar

    Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to…

    Duck in a Bar

    This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

    Good Answer

    A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar…

    Being Reasonable

    Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a…

    An Excellent Vintage

    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of…

    Topless Bar

    Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James…

    Drinking Buddies

    Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his…

    Bar Signs

    A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic…

    A Classic Rivalry

    A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy…

    A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and drinks them…

    A Pork Chop Goes Into…

    A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    So a Dog Walks Into…

    So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do…

    Quite a Crowd

    Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder…

    A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

    When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug…

    A Bear Walks Into…

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a…

    A Brain Goes Into…

    A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender…