Unfinished Repairs

My sister Darlene has the courage—but not always the skills—to tackle any home-repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn’t surprised the day my other sister, Jesse, and I found Darlene attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver.

“I can’t get this thing to cooperate,” she explained.

“Why don’t you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?” Jesse suggested.



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