Unused Gift

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, so she lets him have it. "What are you complaining about?" he fires back.

"You still haven’t used the present I gave you last year."

  • Category: Mom Jokes

    Change in Appearance

    While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen…

    Family Confusion

    When I arrived at school for my daughter’s…

    Like Mother Like Daughter

    On our way to my parents’ house for dinner one…

    Out of Tune

    While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child…

    Sick Habit

    A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I…

    Cool Family

    I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my…

    Eating Up

    Mother and I were discussing our mutual weight problem one…

    Household Duties

    One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily run. As she…

    Overeater

    Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn’t…

    Always Questioning

    My mother is always trying to understand what motivates…

    Perfect Timing

    On vacation in Hawaii, my step- mom, Sandy, called a…

    Dinner Table Gaffe

    A couple invited some people to dinner. At the…

    Rare Phone Call

    My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of…

    Family Restaurant

    The night we took our three young sons to an upscale…

    Unused Gift

    Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a…

    Mom's Call

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake…

    Mother-in-Law Suite

    My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she…

    Family Matters

    “Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a…

    Eat the Colors

    Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of a colorful…

    Meeting Mom

    My cousin was in love and wanted to introduce his…