You Don’t have to Go Home, but You Can’t Govern Here

Disharmony in Washington, D.C., proved a hassle for Philadelphia’s 
Independence Hall in October.

A sign outside read “The Great Debates Program, ‘Is American Politics Broken?’ has been relocated due to Government Shutdown.”

  • Category: Political Jokes

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    Incumbent Imbecile

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    Right to Ignore

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    You Don’t have to Go Home, but You Can’t Govern Here

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