You’ll Be Tested

Combat rules soldiers should know:

• Never share a foxhole with 
anyone braver than you.
• Never look important; the enemy may be low on ammo.
• Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
• Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

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