Jokes

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    Bested by a Parrot

    Wandering inside a pet store, 
I stopped in…

    A Tough Question, by George Carlin

    What should you do when 
you see an endangered…

    Breeding Doubt

    I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new…

    Why Did The Chicken Go to...

    Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? A:…

    What's the Plural of Mongoose?

    A zookeeper is ordering new 
animals. As he…

    The One About The Stand-in Gorilla

    When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires…

    The Penguin Whisperer

    A man is driving down the highway when he sees a…

    Cats Are Smarter

    Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight…

    Why Does Moisture Destroy...

    Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s…

    Why Does Vegan Cheese Taste...

    Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad? A: It…

    The Reader, The Writer, And The Lion

    A lion comes across two 
men, one reading and…

    A Grizzly Conversion

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see…

    Bear-ittos, Anyone?

    People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the…

    Cat Appetites

    They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey…

    The Impatient Flea

    Tired of waiting in the back of the line to get…

    The Anxious Poodle

    Poodle: "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my…

    Soul Singing Duck

    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put…

    NASA Cow Launch

    Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows…

    Missing Dog

    An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes…

    A Penguin Walks Into...

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter…

    A Panda Walks Into...

    A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer…

    A Horse Walks Into...

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says…

    A Guy Walks Into...

    A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving…

    A Bear Walks Into...

    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a…

    A Grasshopper Hops Into...

    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender…