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True or False: Military Edition

1) In World War II, a German 
U-boat was sunk because of a 
malfunctioning toilet.

2) American combat dolphins, 
deployed in the Persian Gulf, 
surrounded and captured an 
Iranian battleship.

3) The pen used by the military meets 16 pages of military specs.

4) At the real-life Topgun program—the one the film was based on—
there is a $5 fine for any staffer who 
references or quotes the movie.

5) The Franco-Prussian War 
ended in a stalemate and had to 
be settled by a winner-take-all game of backgammon played by the two countries’ prime ministers.

Answers: 1-T; 2-F; 3-T; 4-T; 5-F

Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Super Droll, More Like

A first-grade teacher can’t 
believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a football fan.”

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