At the salon where I was a hairstylist, the conversation turned to smoking and its ill effects on our bodies. Even after hearing one woman reveal that she had survived cancer of the uterus, another customer lit up a cigarette. "Aren’t you afraid of getting cancer of the uterus?" she was asked.
"Oh, no, dear," the smoker replied, without batting an eye. "I don’t inhale that far down."
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