Excuse to Shop
One day I noticed that my sister wasn’t wearing a watch. When I asked her about it, she replied, "I don’t need a watch. At home there’s a clock in every room, and in the car there’s a clock on the dashboard."
Knowing my sister’s an avid shopper, I inquired, "Well, how do you tell time when you’re shopping?"
"That’s easy," she replied. "I buy something else, and look at the time printed on the sales receipt."
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