Schmooze or Lose

In Hong Kong on business, my friend Rocky was in a cab, and the driver pointed to some Asians on the sidewalk. "They are Americans," he said.

"How can you tell?" asked Rocky.

"They’re fat."

Pointing to his gut, Rocky asked, "Well, what about me?"

Since insulted fares are the worst tippers, the driver responded, "You are not fat. You are prosperous."