Religious Jokes

Today's sermon: finding belly laughs in holy places.

Let Us Cuss

Gary was having a yard sale. 
A minister bought a lawn…

Un-intelligent Design

We were making leaflets for a 
local church, and the…

Hot-Crossed Pastors

When my husband, James Rowles, was in the seminary, he was…

Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise

I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter. Submitted by…

Zen Koans for the Internet Age

• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still…

Never Talk About Religion at Work

Religion is generally a verboten topic for everyone at…

If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites

I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being…

Eve's Online Dating Profile

Eve Sex: Female Age: About 15 minutes since I was invented…

G-d Hates B.S.

Before beginning the service, our pastor read aloud a note…

The End Is Nigh-er Than You Thought

A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road…

King Soloman Jr.

We were reading The Wisdom of King Solomon in my Sunday…

Strain in The Mass

Scene: Sunday mass. I turned to greet an older woman…

Doctor, Doctor

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at…

The One About The Fishermen and The Angel

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy…

A Grizzly Conversion

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best…

How Does Moses Make Tea?

How does Moses make tea? He brews.

Barefoot Gandhi

Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, ate very little, and…

This Weather is Hell

Howard dies and waits in line for judgment. He notices that…

Budget Cuts

Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, the light at…

The Dyslexic Devil Worshiper

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold…

A Tibetan Phone Call

So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent…

A Bird Named Moses

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light…

One Wish

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean…

A Sign From Above

Spotted on a church marquee: “Love your enemies;…

Church Bulletin

As church secretary, I prepare the bulletin for each…

Happy Confession

A man with a huge grin approaches a priest. "Bless me…

Flip the Switch

After ringing cell phones ruined a service, our rabbi laid…

Exciting Palindromes

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words…

House Call

When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor, her…

My Service

Meeting with my new pastor, I asked if I could have a…

Confession

En route to church to make his first confession, my nervous…

Symbolic

Is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?

Praying for Hearing

Sam shows up at a revival meeting, seeking help. "I…

Easy to Forgive

Late for a seminar and unable to find parking, I pulled…

Sermon Time

During our priest’s sermon, a large plant fell over…

Commandments

When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend…

Not Breaking

After examining the paltry tips left by a church group, our…

Denomination

A woman goes to the post office and asks for 50 Hanukkah…

Adam and Eve

Adam bit the apple and, feeling great shame, covered…

Life on an Island

Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island…

The Good News

With Bible in hand, I read to my high school religion…

He Works in Mysterious Ways

The subject line on the e-mail sent by our campus ministry…

Respite

During his fourth week of basic training, my grandson was…

Good Eulogy

The pastor asks his flock, “What would you like…

A Tough Sell

Fact: We salesmen believe we can sell anything. But my…

Preacher on a Horse

A preacher trained his horse to go when he said…

God is Watching

When I went to a Christian school, I walked into the…

Praying for Food

As my five-year-old son and I were heading to…

Not Listening

Giving a sermon one Sunday, I heard two teenage girls in…

Necessary Objects

I was telling my three boys the story of the Nativity and…