Religious Jokes

Today's sermon: finding belly laughs in holy places.

A Mouthful

During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was…

Bible Bafflement

My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible…

A Bell of Time

A friend of mine, a professional organist, was asked to…

Accepting Money

The phone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is…

Added to the Paper

As part of his talk at a banquet, our minister told some…

Always a Winner

Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy were playing golf. On…

An Animal Situation

Not long after I resigned as pastor of a small community…

Arriving Late

One Sunday morning my sister Liz was surprised to receive a…

As Good as New

As the golfer approached the first tee, a hazardous hole…

Asking for Money

The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when…

Bad Timing

My boyfriend was working in the souvenir shop at Canterbury…

Big Fall

During an ice storm I went to check the mailbox, carefully…

Chess

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church…

Cutting Carbs

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from…

Dead or Alive

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale…

Dress Up

A doctor died and went to heaven, where he found a long…

Dumb Blonde

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church…

Empty Nesting

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious…

Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a…

False Advertising

A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly…